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Do something now!

Stop putting shit off. Do something now.

Shoes need shining? Do it.
Garbage needs taking out? Do it.
Washing up? Do it.

Don’t even read to the end of this post. Stop reading now and do whatever it is that you need to do.

NO EXCUSES.

Don’t stop to think about what it is that you need to do, just pick something and do it. Don’t spend hours sorting and organising and shit, just get on it with one single thing. Now.

Things you CAN do now include:

  • Pay some bills
  • Phone a client
  • Clean your desk
  • Get some laundry done

Things you CAN’T do now include:

  • Coffee break
  • Cigarette break
  • Phone a friend
  • Suck your teeth and look into the middle distance.

If you get TWO things done today, that’s be TWO more than yesterday.

MAN! You on the way to achievement!

Get stuff done. Stop reading this. Do something.

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Katella Meck February 5, 2010 at 2:27 pm

I worked at an organization named AHRC which stands for “Association for the Help of Retarded Children”. That’s still their name, although they do not use the word “retard” at all. The proper term is now “developmentally disabled.”

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Matt February 5, 2010 at 2:58 pm

I’m happy you felt this was an appropriate place to share.

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khad February 7, 2010 at 12:22 am

I agree completely concerning the blue cactus in the banana patch.

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Bellesie May 6, 2010 at 7:25 pm

I love your blog and will be bookmarking.

I read to the end of the post. Sorry.

Now I’m going to go change the laundry out and file some papers.

And I will likely smoke a cigarette in between. But at least it isn’t first.

Thanks!

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Simon May 22, 2010 at 12:06 am

Alright man! I’m all hyped up now! And I am glad to say I will be turning a new leaf, due to your advice. I certainly will change starting tomorrow!

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Florian June 11, 2010 at 8:01 am

Just discovered your website and all you say makes sence to me.
Though, I read it to the end and I’m now going for a cig break.

And no, I’m not sorry about it !

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Little Monster July 14, 2010 at 2:12 am

LOL @ this comment section. Srsly.

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adam October 6, 2010 at 1:00 pm

I feel this was a negative feature

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Radiating November 8, 2010 at 9:15 pm

I am LOVING this Entire Blog! So Glad it Came into my Life!

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law March 4, 2011 at 3:19 am

smoke break combined with a coffee break should get things off to a good start. followed by a nap and possibly watch a movie when i wake up :P

by the way I like to take the piss ;)

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The Dude July 30, 2011 at 1:29 am

Yeah, I really felt the need to get things done, but I sat and waited, and it passed. Now I think I’ll fart around on YouTube and Facebook for a few hours before I watch a DVD. There’s a book I could be writing, actually two or three I should be writing, and I haven’t worked out in weeks, but f*ck it. This DVD ain’t gonna watch itself.

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